Love is not the answer to everything
Ask the ice-cream van driver down on Madison
He's getting tipped by fathers on weekends
But can't afford no Pipe Tobacco Cherry Blend
So, oh
Please don't
Oh, please don't
Love me
Love is not the answer to everything
Ask the big black orca in the aquarium in Oregon
He gets bright smiles from children with autistic symptoms
For three meals a day of packed sardines from tin cans
So, oh
Please don't
Oh, whatever you do
Please don't
Love me
Love is not the answer to everything
Ask Romeo and Juliet living in a coffin
They tried to die for each other
And then they killed one another
Yeah, love is not the answer to anything