Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee lyrics

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee,

Lousy with virginity,

Won't go to bed 'till I'm legally wed,

I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.

Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day,

I was not brought up that way.

Won't come across,

Even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day.

I don't drink (no)

Or swear (no)

I don't rat my hair (eew).

I get ill from one cigarette,

(cough, cough, cough)

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws.

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue,

I know what you wanna do.

You've got your crust,

I'm no object of lust,

I'm just plain Sandra Dee.

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!

Keep that pelvis far from me!

Just keep your cool

Now you're starting to drool.

Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!