I have never told anyone
The cause of what broke it...
nor about the stitches
...of my heart
I don't want to go into details
But I think it's a crime
To use WhatsApp to break up with someone
in a relationship
I don't know if it was because of my plaid shirt
Because of my Star Wars collection
or my Kiss poster
I don't know if it was because I'm different
or as the people tell me
that you are weirder than Dalí
She left me through WhatsApp without a reason
And let me tell you truly
I did not understand what she wrote to me
She sent me a kiss, a pumpkin, a dancer
A blushing smiley
And what we had was the best
I never managed to forget you
Although it is nothing strange
What you did was more of an art than a disappointment
The truth is that it is brilliant
to say goodbye to the modern things
I think there's too much drama
for just such a little bit of love
I don't know if it was because of my plaid shirt
Because of my Star Wars collection
or my Kiss poster
I don't know if it was because I'm different
or as the people tell me
that you are weirder than Dalí
She left me through WhatsApp without a reason
And let me tell you truly
I did not understand what she wrote to me
She sent me a kiss, a pumpkin, a dancer
A blushing smiley
And what we had was the best
I would have prefered
that the punishment would have been face to face
I prefer the words
than the hidden codes of your WhatsApp
While trying to decipher it
I look like a KGB spy
I scratch my head like a monkey
that does not understand what is going on
She left me through WhatsApp without a reason
And let me tell you truly
I did not understand what she wrote to me
She sent me a kiss, a pumpkin, a dancer
A blushing smiley
And what we had was the best
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
And two hours later another message
My darling, change of status
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
Champagne, demon, high heel, gift
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
I'm back on the market
I could not take it anymore, I had to write to you:
"What's up, my dear?"
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
And all I heard was the crickets sing...
you dumped me with a "read" check mark *
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
you dumped me with a "read" check mark
(Oh, the WhatsApp)
you dumped me with a "read" check mark