Life in the fast lane
This is dedicated to you, Ben Stiller
You are my favourite motherfucker
I told you, didn't I?
Drama makes the world go around
Does anybody got a problem with that?
My business is my business
Who's guilty? Can I get a witness?
First things first
The chocolate starfish is my man, Fred Durst
Access Hollywood1, licence to kill
A redneck fucker from Jacksonville
Banging on the dumpster funk
My microphone machete's in the back of my trunk
Rocking so steady with the "he says, she says"
And don't forget about the starfish navigation system
Don't hate me, I'm just an alien
With thirty seven tons of new millennium
Dum diddy dum, where's it coming from?
Mrs Aguilera,2 come and get some
Oh no, which way to go to the dance floor?
It's through my stereo
Pay me no mind
I've seen the Fight Club3 about 28 times
And I'mma keep my pants sagging
Keep a skateboard, a spray can for the tagging
And I'mma keep a lot of girls in my bandwagon
'Cause I don't give a fuck, living life in the fast lane
[Refrain:]
Life in the fast lane
I'm just a crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Living life in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
Another crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane
Take two
Now who's the star sucker?
I'm the starfish
You silly motherfucker
Puff puff, give the marijuana cig
Oops, I don't even smoke but I love the way it smells
Here's a toast to the females
Sipping Mumm champagne from a seashell
I take a counterfeit and pop his ass like a zit
With the starfish navigation system
No cheap thrills, baby
Fill the briefcase with three-dollar bills4
I'm just an ordinary run of the mill fella
Spitting out hella mic skills
And I'mma keep my pants sagging
Keep a skateboard, a spray can for the tagging
And I'mma keep a lot of girls in my bandwagon
'Cause I don't give a fuck, living life in the fast lane
[Refrain:]
Life in the fast lane
I'm just a crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Living life in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
Another crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane
'Cause it's so easy to tell a lie (Life in the fast lane)
And it's so easy to run and hide (Life in the fast lane)
But it's not easy to be alive (Life in the fast lane)
So don't be wasting none of my time
This world is like a cage and I don't think it's fair
And I don't even think that anybody cares
It'll eat a hole (What?)
Down inside of me (What?)
And it'll leave a scar (What?)
Can anybody see (What?)
That we gotta get it out, gotta get it out
We gotta get it out, gotta get it out
And I'mma get it out with the motherfucking microphone
Plugging in my soul
I'm a renegade riot getting out of control
I'mma keep it alive
And continue to be flying like an eagle to my destiny
So can you feel me? Hell yeah
Can you feel me? Hell yeah
Can you feel me? Hell yeah
If you feel me, motherfucker, then you'll say "Hell yeah"
Then you'll say "Hell yeah"
Then you'll say "Hell yeah, I'm living life in the fast lane"
'Cause it's so easy to tell a lie (Life in the fast lane)
And it's so easy to run and hide (Life in the fast lane)
But it's not easy to be alive (Life in the fast lane)
So don't be wasting none of my time
[Refrain:]
Yeah, bring it on
I'm just a crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Living life in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
Another crazy motherfucker livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane
1. A TV show covering celebrities and entertainment industry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Access_(American_TV_program)2. Christina Aguilera, a singer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Aguilera3. A movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Club4. A reference to a previous Limp Bizkit album, "Three Dollar Bill, Y'all$": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Dollar_Bill,_Y%27all$