Last night we had an orgy (we had an orgy)
And there were no women allowed
We all woke up together (woke up together)
My butt is kind of hurting now (ow, ow, ow)
Hey, do you like my new hairdo?
Oh my gosh, it's really cute
I did my nails too
Cool!
Do any of you want to scram?
Oh, God, no honey, we're cool
We like dudes!
All these ladies, ladies, ladies,
But we don't want none
We'd rather jump on each other
And slap our buns
Oh, no, those hot girls want our nuts
We'd better run
Hey, look, it's Simon
Who's up for a tongue?
We don't know what we're doin'
Or what we're saying'
'Cause we don't write our own music
We do what Simon tells us
Or else he belts us
You are my five sexy puppets
Oh, no, we can't even really sing
We use this computer thing
It's autotune*
We have no control over anything that we do
We signed our lives away
And now we're mindless fools
Hey, guys, let's all get married in that kiddie pool
Yeah, that sounds real sweet
I will be the priest
I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband
You may rub your nipples
Hey, boys, now that we
Are all officially married
Tonight
We don't have to wear rubbers
Now, let's all take off our shirts
We're half naked, naked, naked
And it's so much fun
After we splash around we're gonna all make love
Hey, Guys, what's up with Zane?
He looks completely stunned
What's wrong with you, hon?
I drank too much cum