Lilla Ester [English translation]

You who are tormented by your yearning

and the harsh lot of loneliness:

For a small sum per month,

we will send by COD

the very latest object

that our firm is marketing

The man's dream about womankind

without all the things that disturb

Always alert is little Ester

Completely carefree, she is

Never grumpiness and protests

and monthly troubles

With a blow into the valve

on your own sweetheart,

you model the profile

after wishes and desire

The others rarely pleased you,

those of nerves, skin and bones

And the last one that you had,

everyone has one of those

With your new mistress,

quiet and nice and good and round,

different from every woman,

mostly on biological grounds

Unlike your last old woman,

she benefits the economy

Everything for a single payment

excluding Vaseline

We have the help against your yearning

and the harsh lot of loneliness

For a small sum per month,

we will send by COD

the very latest object

that our firm is marketing

The man's dream about womankind

without all the things that disturb