You who are tormented by your yearning
and the harsh lot of loneliness:
For a small sum per month,
we will send by COD
the very latest object
that our firm is marketing
The man's dream about womankind
without all the things that disturb
Always alert is little Ester
Completely carefree, she is
Never grumpiness and protests
and monthly troubles
With a blow into the valve
on your own sweetheart,
you model the profile
after wishes and desire
The others rarely pleased you,
those of nerves, skin and bones
And the last one that you had,
everyone has one of those
With your new mistress,
quiet and nice and good and round,
different from every woman,
mostly on biological grounds
Unlike your last old woman,
she benefits the economy
Everything for a single payment
excluding Vaseline
We have the help against your yearning
and the harsh lot of loneliness
For a small sum per month,
we will send by COD
the very latest object
that our firm is marketing
The man's dream about womankind
without all the things that disturb