Like A Surgeon lyrics

I finally made it through med school

Somehow I made it through

I'm just an intern

I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class

Barely passed at the institute

Now I'm trying to avoid

Yeah, I'm trying to avoid

a malpractice suit

Like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gauze, nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see that I.V.

Here we go, time to operate

I'll pull his insides out

Pull his insides out

and see what he ate

Like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe woe woe...

It's a fact, I'm a quack

A disgrace of the A.M.A.

'Cause my patients die

Yeah, my patients die

before they can pay

Like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon

Oooooh

Like a surgeon

When I reach inside

with my scalpel

and my forceps

and retractors

Oooohhhh...

I can hear your heart beat

for the very last time