Like a Boss lyrics

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.

No problem.

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the boss.

Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, The Boss

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to corporate - like a boss

Approve memos -like a boss

Lead a workshop -like a boss

Remember birthdays -like a boss

Direct work-flow -like a boss

My own bathroom -like a boss

Micro-manage -like a boss

Promote synergy -like a boss

Hit on Deborah -like a boss

Get rejected -like a boss

Swallow sadness -like a boss

Send some faxes -like a boss

Call a sex line -like a boss

Cry deeply -like a boss

Demand a refund -like a boss

Eat a bagel -like a boss

Harassment Lawsuit -like a boss

No Promotion -like a boss

5th of vodka -like a boss

Shit on Deborah's desk -like a boss

Buy a gun -like a boss

In my mouth -like a boss

Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out -like a boss

Puke on Deborah's desk -like a boss

Jump out the window -like a boss

Suck a dude's dick -like a boss

Score some coke -like a boss

Crash my car -like a boss

Suck my own dick -like a boss

Eat some chicken strips -like a boss

Chop my balls off -like a boss

Black out in the sewer -like a boss

Meet a giant fish -like a boss

Fuck his brains out -like a boss

Turn into a jet -like a boss

Bomb the Russians -like a boss

Crash into the Sun -like a boss

Now I'm dead -like a boss

So that's an... average day for you then.

No doubt.

You chop your balls off and die.

Hell yeah.

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?

Nope.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

Nah, that ain't me.

OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.

I'm the boss.

Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.

I'm the boss.

Ya, ya, I got it.

I'm the boss.

No, I heard you, see you later!

Like a boss