Life will get you in the end
On this one thing you can depend
When you're on the Bridge of Death
Don't hold your final breath
'Cause life will get you in the end
Life can drive you 'round the bend
You think it's never gonna end
Then somebody comes along
And reminds you in a song
That life will get you in the end
Rattling 'round the Universe
As a human being, well... it could be worse
Life's a gift, it's not a curse
So live, go, blimey
And life will get you in the end
And so, farewell to you my friend
One final thing to try
Is bend and kiss your ass goodbye
'Cause life will get you in the end