Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
'Cause you like, this and the other
While I go for, this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It's plain to see we two will never make one
Something must be done
You say either, and I say aither
You say neither, and I say naither
Either, aither, neither, naither
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato, and I like potahto
You like tomato, and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto.
Oh, let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas, and I like pajamas,
I'll wear pyjamas, and give up pajamas
For we, know we, need each other so we
Better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter, and I say lahfter
You say after, and I say ahfter
Laughter, lahfter, after, ahfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like Havana, and I like Havahnah
You eat banana, and I eat banahnah
Havana, Havahnah, banana, banahnah
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing of then we must part
And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart
So if you like oysters, and I like ersters
I'll take oysters, and give up ersters
For we, know we, need each other so we
Better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off