Once upon a time there were two fairies
Now there are a great many!
Do you believe in fairies
And the stories that never grow old?
"There are fairies at the bottom of the garden"
That's a tale we've all been told!
Let's think of those childhood days
Then go back to our baby ways
And let's all be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle! Gresh, gresh, gresh!
All dance around and go crazy
Waving a buttercup and daisy
We'll go 'whimsey whomsey'
On tiptoe we'll say "Dash, dash!"
Let's all be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle! Gresh, gresh, gresh!
Ding dong, ding dong
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
Tra la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops, here we are!
Two great big burly boxers
Were engaged to appear in the ring
Said the slosher to the slogger, "I won't hurt you
If you don't hurt me, old thing!
When we're in the ring tonight
There's no reason why we should fight
So let's both be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle! Gresh, gresh, gresh!"
"Don't get annoyed if I shove you
You can't imagine how I love you!
We'll punch 'flimsy flamsy'
You go out when I say "Dash"
Let's both be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle! Gresh, gresh, gresh!"
Ding dong, ding dong
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
Tra la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops, here we are!
(Whoops, here we are!)
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