Lesbian Code lyrics

She’s a B.D. (baby dyke)

She’s a P.D. (possible, probable)

She’s a D.D. (Yeah, she’s a definite dyke)

She’s a P.O.U. (Positively one of us)

She’s got high L.P. (good potential)

Suffering from P.L.T. (pre-lesbian tension…it’s a terrible thing to watch)

She’s a wannabe, a D.O.T.

(Well, if she can’t be a dyke of today, she could be a dyke of tomorrow!)

Then she’ll be a D.I.T. (a dyke in training)

Or an F.D.A. (Future Dyke of America)

She’ll be a Betty, a friend of Dorothy

She’ll be our kind, that’s O.K.

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Is she Lithuanian? (I don’t know)

Is she Lebanese? (Well, she’s gifted)

She’s Labesian, Lesbonic and

I happen to know she’s a vagitarian

She’s a member of the team

She’s a member of the lodge, of the family

She’s a member of the church, of the club, of the committee

And she sings in the choir

Is she a lima bean? (From Kentucky)

Or is she a green, new bean? Or is she refried?

Is she a canned bean? (In the closet)

Or is she now with a man? Then she’s a has-been.

She’s a Fresbian in Fresno

In Lansing 48912

She lives in Dyke Heights

She’s an Arkansas Earth dyke

Motor City Dykette

She goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese, you bet!

She colors outside the lines in Charlotte

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Is she an Aussie Dyke? (Check it out, wha’d’ya reckon?)

She’s a likely one. Spot-o. Gotta be!

Ah, she looks a bit sus

She must be of the faith (I’ll put her on lay-by)

She’s a leesbian (from New Zealand)

She’s Campas (from Aotearoa, kiwi fruit)

You can spot the bus driver, spot the camp girl

She’s on the bike (Camp is a row of tents)

She’s a “How’s your mother?” (over in Dublin)

She’s a “Whatever you’re havin’” (in Belfast and Cork)

She’s a choir girl, a lash

Got a glad eye, got a kick in her

She drinks Tipperary water

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She’s the Church of England (she’s ginger)

She’s got Dutch boy fingers

She’s an M.O.T., a member of the tribe

She’s a Gold Star, got her I.D. card

And she shops at Tesco’s

A Sister of the Inclination

She’s elite in Scotland (Auch, aye, zap!)

She’s all right. That’s a hundred points.

Is she a carpenter from Bristol?

Is she a bus driver from Nottingham?

Is she a motor dyke? Is she a badgy dyke?

Does she live in the Dykery?

Ah, then she’s a

Fresbian in Fresno

In Lansing 48912

She lives in Dyke Heights (sort of like 2040…Dyke Heart)

She’s an Arkansas Earth dyke

Motor City Dykette

Goes to The Pagoda with the Chinese, you bet!

She colors outside the lines in Charlotte

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She’s a lemon! She’s a lezzo!

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She’s a big one! She’s a bowler!

She wears sensible shoes!

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D.L. and D.R. (Dyke to the left, dyke to the right)

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Egosot, from Israel…she’s like that

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Here’s the non-verbal, the non-verbal

(Gestures with eyebrows & head tilt)

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