Les restes [English translation]

During the construction of a parking lot

below Market Square

the remains of a sarcophagus have appeared.

Its origin is unknown,

no details have emerged,

but the Ajuntament1 is reporting

that the dig site could include

pieces with great cultural value.

However, an anonymous account has appeared

that casts doubt on the official version.

In the last hour of the afternoon, there were only two workers left,

the foreman shouted at them to turn off the motor

when he saw an object shining in the subsoil,

and, ignoring protocol, he got close to pick it up.

Trying to wipe off the dirt, he rubbed it with his hands

and the shining object began to tremble.

And an enormous genie came out from inside of it, kneeled,

and told him "Sire, whatever you desire, I can make it reality."

And the foreman, in silence,

after having thought for a moment,

finally pronounced:

I've always wanted to have a superpower.

I've always wanted to have a superpower.

And if I could have a superpower,

it would be to make the forehead

of anyone I so desire start to ooze

sobrassada oil as if it were sweat.

1. Local government