We have all been rejected
It tans playboy's leather
It can hurt a lot, do you know?
How vulnerable a womanizer is !!
It's very dirty, self-love1
Especially when the lion runs away
Chased by an antelope
Who suddenly beheads him
There's the heroic rake 2
Collected in public
The rake that dots the i's
You're obnoxious now, give it a rest !
Alzheimer's rake
She is the same girl as earlier
The Medusa's rake 3
For the pun, I apologize
There is the overwhelming rake
You really loved this girl
And the unnecessary rake
You didn't really like her anyway
The rake that costs an arm and a leg
Because your ring, she doesn't care about
If she slaps you, congrats !!
It's the cherry on top of the rake
To the young wolf who gives up
The old man explains with wisdom
For twenty Englishwomen who reject you
There is one that will say Yes
In a nightclub, it becomes extreme
When you get them without a break
Everyone is a witness
You're up to anything, you're starving to death
And shame, it does nothing to you anymore !!
There is the rake that shows off
When the girl is a star
The anti big-head rake
Because you are the star
The coming out rake
That's a rake just like the others
The one we want to forget
Often, that's the first
There's the romantic rake
Who ruminates on it in tune
The rake of the bad guys
With the friends' wife
And rake of error
Because in fact it was his sister
The repeating rake
When she says no, it's no !!
Do they have to, in front of their girlfriends
Of their vitriol-like disdain
Tear the heart out of our chest
Before driving over it in a car
While a benevolent smile
Would say kindly
That we shouldn't waste our time
That we are nice, but beat it.
Back off right now !!
There's the husband's rake
It's my wife, thank you very much.
The hedgehog rake
It stings but it's so cute
Georges Clooney's rake
If it existed, it would be known
As for the last rake
Don't worry, it's not anytime soon
The Gentleman's rake
Always polite with the ladies
The condescending rake
What the ?! Who does she think she is?
The one that could have avoided
Just had not to speak to her
And the rake that inspires you
Worst case, you'll make a song of it !
1. Play on word as in French "self" in self-love sounds like "clean" 2. In French "Taking a rake" ("prendre un râteau") is a metaphor for being rejected by a prospective lover, in an image like this : https://giphy.com/gifs/danny-steps-rake-94Zx59gnQtWh2 As I don't know any equivalent in English I'll keep using "rake" 3. Another play on word based on the sound similarity between "Râteau" and "Radeau" : Raft, pun on this painting : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raft_of_the_Medusa