Les Poissons lyrics

Les poissons, les poissons

How I love les poissons

Love to chop and to serve little fish

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out their bones

Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delice

Les poissons, les poissons

Hee hee hee, haw haw haw

With a cleaver I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside

And I serve it up fried

God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palette

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a malette

Then you slash off their skin

Give their belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in

'Cause it makes it taste nice

Zut alors, I have missed one!

Sacre bleu, what is this?

How on earth could I miss

Such a sweet little succulent crab

Quel dommage, what a loss

Here we go, in the sauce

Now some flour I think just a dab

Now I stuff you with bread

It don't hurt, 'cause you're dead!

And you're certainly lucky you are

'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!

Tout à l'eau mon poisson

Au revoir