Wood alcohol, that makes you crazy!
Whoever drinks it, he is nuts!
A hangover, that's not all!
The next morning, you will no longer be able to see at all!
But the Untouchables were out to get him.
Throughout all of Chicago, they sought out his distilleries.
The Untouchables by every possible means
were out to corner him and break his hold!
Yeah!
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That's right!
Rice alcohol, that's just the same!
You get a surprise once you wake up!
My poor friend, some advice:
if you care for your life, you can throw the bottle away!
But the Untouchables were out to get him.
Throughout all of Chicago, they sought out his distilleries.
The Untouchables by every possible means
were out to corner him and break his hold!
That's right!
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That's nice!
All of those prohibited alcohols,
they are made from refined petroleum,
destined ultimately for acid
to make you drop dead before you even take a taste!
But the Untouchables were out to get him,
and one fine day they blew up his distilleries.
Yes, the Untouchables in order to raise a toast to that
took themselves to the corner milk bar, for guess what?
Ice-cream sodas!
Oh, yeah!