I am the shame of the town.
I am the one who finds all doors closed.
Useless girls like me
are better given a wide berth.
They pretend they don't recognize me
because I've had several lovers,
but behind every curtain
there are eyes spying on me.
I am the bane of the families,
the outrage of all decent people.
Old maids shudder to think of me
Schoolkids fill their dreams with me
The post office ladies
walk out by threes
as they leave the office
at three past six sharp.
The post office ladies
go arm in arm.
People always greet them,
while when I walk
down the street,
nobody ever greets me.
Nobody loves or even sees me.
Decent people point fingers at me.
The post office ladies
walk out by threes
as they leave the office
at three past six sharp.
The post office ladies
go arm in arm.
People always greet them,
while they won't greet me.
They said the lawyer's son
killed himself for me.
Deep down I know he just did it
to annoy his father.
And still they're all mad at me,
as if I had something to do with it.
And now they are all in a huff with me,
just because I dress in black.
No, I don't put lipstick on.
I wear silken shirts and stockings.
Too bad for all the haters,
there's a man at home every night.
The post office ladies
walk out by threes
as they leave the office
at three past six sharp.
The post office ladies
in their cold beds
dream of post stamps,
while I dream
dreams of youth,
dreams of caresses.
I love life, I love love,
and I know someday
they'll find among
stamps and post orders,
still at their post,
at three past six sharp
the post office ladies
sprawled across the floor,
dead in their post office,
while I'll be alive and kicking!