I ate all of the chocolate
I drank all of the coke
And because that wasn't enough
I emptied also the Nutella jar
I disassembled all of the tables
I cut all the curtains into pieces
I destroyed all the beautiful photos that you hid in your desk
You can't leave me all by myself
That's what will happen
I have done only stupid things, only stupid things while you were not there
I took down the sideboard
I splattered glue everywhere
And because you were still not back
I chopped everything into very small pieces
I burned the carpet
I cut off all the legs of the beds
I ruined all your fancy clothes
And I pissed into your closet
You can't leave me all by myself
That's what will happen
I have done only stupid things, only stupid things while you were not there
You must not dwadle my love
Leaving me without a babysitter
I will do only do stupid things while my eyes start to get wet
I knocked over all the trash cans
I plundered your beautiful dinnerware
Wait that wasn't all
I covered everything in paint
I did onyl stupid things while you were not there
I did only stupid things
Stupid things while my eyes start to cry
You must not leave me alone
That's what will come of it
I will do only stupid things while you are not there
You must not dwadle my love
Leaving me without a babysitter
I will do only stupid things
Stupid things while my eyes start to cry