Hey shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower you're the chosen one
Well your left hand's free
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no
I tackle weeds just so the moon buggers nibble
A right hand grip on his Colt single-action army
Well your left hand's free
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no
N-E-O, O-M-G, gee whiz
Girl you're the one for me
Though your man's bigger than I am
All my days he disagrees, oh no
Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Hey shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower you're the chosen one
Well your left hand's free
Well my left hand's free [x4]
Oh no