Le testamour [English translation]

I leave Juliette to Romeo

I leave Poiret to Serraul

I leave Chloé to Daphnis

I leave Penelope to Ulysses

Laurel to Hardy

Dutronc to of Isigny

I leave the eggs to the cock

I leave Venus to Milo

I leave Goldwyn to the Metro newspaper

My key to the scroll wheel

Perrette in a milk kettle

Bouvard to Pétuchet

Because yesterday I completed a test of love

Today I have to make my will

The will of test

The test of my will

I leave my Gault to Millau

I leave Roger Pierre to Thibault

I leave Sarah to Bernhart

Arroy to Ménard

The gondolieri in Venice

And my corkscrew

I leave Giscard to his fate

I leave Snowy to Tintin

I'm leaving Johnny Hallyday

My poker shirt

My be-beast to the good Lord

And my hand in the basket

Because yesterday I completed a test of love

Today I have to make my will

The will of test

The test of my will

I leave the eggs to the cock

I leave Venus to Milo

I leave Goldwyn to the Metro newspaper

My key to the scroll wheel

Perrette in a milk kettle

Bouvard to Pétuchet

Because yesterday I completed a test of love

Today I have to make my will

The will of test

The test of my will

I leave my Gault to Millau

I leave Roger Pierre to Thibault

I leave Sarah to Bernhart

Arroy to Ménard

The gondolieri in Venice

And my corkscrew

I leave Giscard to his fate

I leave Snowy to Tintin

I'm leaving Johnny Hallyday

My poker shirt

My be-beast to the good Lord

And my hand in the basket

Because yesterday I completed a test of love

Today I have to make my will

The will of test

The test of my will