Bernadette, o, is so great
And her cousin, she is divine
Her male cousin , good-for-nothing
I'd say, even, that he is a vermin
Noemy is real pretty
Less than Zoee, but more than Nathaly
Anatole, is frivolous
Mr Gaston tends to the telephon
Gaston, the phon rings on and on
But there's never someon answering on
Gaston, the phon rings on and on
But there's never someon answering on
Mary-Louise is exquisite
Mary Therese, a bit obese
Mary Bert, is an expert
Coz Artemis, helps her, she's her auntie.
And Edgar smokes the cigar
And Big Leonard / has a long Big black beard
Leonteene does the cooking
Mr Gaston repairs the telephon
Gaston, the phon rings on and on
But there's never someon answering on
Gaston, the phon rings on and on
But there's never someon answering on
No no no no no no
No no no no
Gaston, the phone rings on
Perhaps it's really importon