Le téléfon [English translation]

Bernadette, o, is so great

And her cousin, she is divine

Her male cousin , good-for-nothing

I'd say, even, that he is a vermin

Noemy is real pretty

Less than Zoee, but more than Nathaly

Anatole, is frivolous

Mr Gaston tends to the telephon

Gaston, the phon rings on and on

But there's never someon answering on

Gaston, the phon rings on and on

But there's never someon answering on

Mary-Louise is exquisite

Mary Therese, a bit obese

Mary Bert, is an expert

Coz Artemis, helps her, she's her auntie.

And Edgar smokes the cigar

And Big Leonard / has a long Big black beard

Leonteene does the cooking

Mr Gaston repairs the telephon

Gaston, the phon rings on and on

But there's never someon answering on

Gaston, the phon rings on and on

But there's never someon answering on

No no no no no no

No no no no

Gaston, the phone rings on

Perhaps it's really importon