Le Gourmand [English translation]

I'm a gourmand, barely twenty years old

I weigh two hundred and thirty-one pounds exactly

It's not surprising, I eat all the time

And this, as often as possible in the restaurant

I go to all-you-can-eats all the time

There it's value for money

I'm mommy's gourmand

I have a second plate when I dine at my parents'

Obviously, I'm doing well

They say of my love handles that it's charming ...

And when I see those who tell me no, smiling

I know very well that they are lying to me

Sweets, pastries, comfort me in the night

Crisps when there's a goal in hockey are my friends to celebrate

The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand

I'm a gourmand, thirty five years old

I weigh three hundred and forty five pounds now

All oozing and sweating

In the bus I take two benches it's very embarrassing

I'm pointed at, told that I should to pay twice

It makes children laugh

I like frying I like breadcrumbs, shake n 'bake and hard boiled eggs

I'm only happy by stuffing myself, it's worth all the sunsets

The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand

I'm a gourmand, fifty years old

I weigh eight hundred and seventy two pounds now

I can't move, laying in bed

Come see me, you can from Monday to Friday

We are open from nine to five, guided tour, except holidays

Until my death, I will still eat

I hope I have beaten the old record

To get me out of my house

Will have to demolish the living room wall

It's going to take twelve men to move me

Or a crane, that the city will have rented

I will get erected a monument, I will be cried for a very long time

Maybe a relish mustard toast

Would have left me without tomorrow

My life has been a sandwich

A little joy between two slices of daily

A dozen eggs for lunch

A large, all dressed in front of the TV

And if I do not stop binging

I'm going to end up exploding

The more I expand, the more I'm weighing, the more I'm gourmand

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