Le festival de connes [English translation]

They are all blondes

They are all hot

They are all bombs

Of silicone

Hallucinating

In the cinema

They say I'm dead

My lady love

Doesn't agree

It's the leading role in the screenplay

She's the idol , I'm the scum

I wouldn't even harm

An ugly girl

My evil manners

Are for cinema

Behind my loudmouth

It's all fake

I sign sheets

For not even one coin

& Though , I'm working pretty well

It's crazy how many rich girls there are

They are all hot in this festival

They are all bombs , like not bad

Run for your life , it isn't worth it

Alright , I got stuffy for not even one nail

But I think I'll do it on the sly

It's true that it's very corny in Cannes

It's true that in Cannes

I'm the king of jerks