Sometimes I run cold
Rather prefer to set things right
And wish hell to these folks
Who express themselves like dicks (1)
Dear sirs in the streets
When you look at a nice ass
You can't but whisper "holy cow"
What an awesome ass she's got
Dear Lord, how such talk insults me
To talk like that of a nice pair of buttcheeks
Let me praise without further ado
The most noble part of all our women
First of all, there's the round ass
The ass that isn't inhibited at all
Who feels great when bored
As much as under the Marquise (2)
Then there's the pitiable hanging ass
That pokes holes into the sand (2b)
And there's the plump bouncy ass
The one that always looks like noon
My favourite one is that of Lucette
Her wonderful trumpet-shaped bum
It's the worldmap of happiness
That bum really has touched my heart
There's the ass that's a bit hairy
Who'd need a bit of a comb
Then there's the ass of Renée
Who wishes you a happy year
There's the everyday ass
And it takes two, to make it silent
And the aristocratic ass
That never uses swearwords
My favourite one is that of Lucette
The only one that smells like violets
If I don't see it for a week, I start crying
This ass really has captured my heart
There's the ass of Florence
That always says what it means
And there's the ass of Maguy
That is closed on Tuesdays
The one that's beckoning when it rains
That's the gentle ass of Maryse
That sounds like a drum
And wins every competition
My favourite one is that of Lucette
The one that never raises its head
That shows affection even in misfortune
This ass really has captured my heart
There's asses that look like whiskers
All hairdressers always take hold of those
And the asses most often mentioned
Those that have sidelines (3)
All those greedy folks in panties
Theres those asses that are disappointing (4)
Then there's old faded asses
Formed like a fleur-de-lys (5)
My favourite one is that of Lucette
It's like paradise clothed in pants (6)
It's an ass worthy of great men
That one's really the ass my heart desires
I've come around and have lived well
And I've seen thousands of asses
There's nothing like the brazilian ass
That withholds his fragrance (7)
I've seen asses of women from the maghreb
That are in need of a mosquito net
I've seen the ass of Ashi Moto (7b)
The one that's taking pictures
Yet I still prefer the one of Lycette
Don't touch it with your forks (9)
All you amateur ass-lovers
It is really the ass that's captured my heart