To get the day off to a good start
And to wake myself up, I had a coffee:
A spicy, black Arabica.
Then, I put on my coat, and we're off! Let's hit the road.
"Where are you going?" my sweet wife asks,
"Let's grab a coffee, I've just woken up."
I thought, I'm running a little early anyway,
So, I turn around, and have another coffee!
At quarter to eight, the office is still dead
It's a bit boring, to be honest.
But I keep calm; nothing I can't handle.
But, before everyone comes in,
I reckon I've got time for a quick coffee.
So the day gets going, and we all knuckle down
And work right through until coffee time.
My secretary comes in: "I've made it strong, just how you like it!"
Damn. I just had one, but since you already made it...
So, were at a business lunch, next to Sentier
The weather is great, but I'm feeling a little tense.
My colleagues find it funny: "Relax, Rene!" they say
"Here, have a cigar, and a cup of coffee!"
Lunch over, my colleagues are all knackered.
They call a taxi, but I'm crawling up the walls
I do a lap of Paris, and then I spot a coffee bar.
I order a decaf....a re-caffeinated one.
When I get to the office, my secretary goes:
"You're a bit late, you had me worried there!"
I throw her out the window. She was asking for it.
Anyway, I should be getting home...But before that...
Maybe a quick coffee.
Now, I'm waiting for the train, and out of nowhere I get attacked -
An old bag goes: "Do you have the time, please?"
So, I give her a good smack, and dash her on the track.
Then I rush home, and pour myself a...Guess what.
"Daddy! Daddy! I came first in my class!"
What you on about! Get out my face!
Shit, this kid gets on my nerves, man. Oh, and now he's crying!
I shut myself up in the kitchen: I reckon there's a bit of coffee left.
I've been locked in here for fourteen days.
I'm alone in the kitchen, just having a few coffees.
I should really get some sleep. I think police are onto me.
So, I nail the door shut, and make a cup of coffee.