To have a good start
Into this jolly new day
And to wake myself up
I have a coffee
An arabica
Black and spicy
I get on my parka
Now I'm ready to go
Where are you going
My loved one cries
"Let's have a kava, I just got up"
Being ahead of time
And a bit rushed
I change my mind and have another coffee
At 8:15
One has to admit
The offices are empty and you get easily bored
But I stay calm
I know how to adapt
Before they get there
I have time to drink another coffee
The day starts
Everybody can work at least until
It's time for a coffee break
My secretary comes in
"I have made it the way you like it"
Damn, just had one
But now that you've prepared some
A business dinner
Not far from the road
The weather's great but I'm a bit stressed out
My colleagues have a great time
"You're so cool René!"
"Have another cigar and a coffee"
Once we're finished
My collegues worn out
I call a taxi
But I would like to jump
I run all over Paris
Then I see a coffee bar
I order a decaf
But re-caffeined
I arrive at the office
My secretary reproaches me
"You're a bit late; I was starting to get worried!"
Oh! I throw her out the window
She was asking for it
Anyway, I got to go home
But first a coffee
Waiting for the subway
I get mobbed
A small old woman says to me
"Do you know what time it is?"
Hey, I hit her in the face and push her onto the platform
I rush home and I get myself a ... can you guess?!
"Daddy, daddy,
I'm the best student in my class!"
Honey, what's up!!
Now stop annoying me!!
How stupid this kid is!!
And now he's starting to cry!!
I lock myself up in the kitchen!!
There's still a bit of coffee!!
It's been a while that I've locked myself up
I'm all alone in my kittchen and I drink coffee
I had better sleep
The police are going to arrest me
So I hide under a bank and I have another coffee