I can't keep up with what's been going on
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the human beings, in their designer jeans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of
Lawyers in love?
God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from T.V. trays, tuned in to 'Happy Days'
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of
Lawyers in love
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
(Aah ohh)
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Last night I watched the news from Washington, (the Capitol)
The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them
(Like Russians will)
Now we've got all this room, we've even got the moon
And I hear the U.S.S.R. will be open soon
As vacation land for lawyers in love
Lawyers in love
Lawyers in love
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
(Aah ohh)
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
Ooh sha lala ooo ooh
(Aah ohh)
Lawyers in love