Last night I told you I loved you,
woke up blamed it on the vodka
I generally thought I was dying
and I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told you I need you,
that's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his physic salt kit,
I start crying and verbally assaulting
Last night I asked you to marry me,
that's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it,
screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop an start to behave
and then wake up in the morning
and never miss a day again
Last night I called you a loser,
I think that was after flaming sambuca
I shouted at you 'do me a favor'
and that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop an start to behave
and then wake up in the morning
and never miss a day again
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot
No when to leave and when to lock my front door
Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen
And hey I just missed another day again