Ah, what is that picturesque mermaid
Who lays her sparkling eyes on my car
She is wearing red pants and a jacket
And her face is as beautiful as a toolbox
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
A meter maid fines
Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
A meter maid fines
Looks like a gooseberry bush and just about the same size
A freak of the drunkard land, the sweet meter maid
Always as joyful
Weighs 1100 kilos
Proves her professional skills
Can scribble numbers
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
A meter maid fines
Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
A meter maid fines
Who the hell might that madman be
Her husband
Blind, insane, high or…
Surely
She's forever an old maid
As sexy as a smoked whitefish yeeeeee-ah
A meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
A meter maid fines (well so she does yeah yeah)
Well it's a meter maid, meter maid, meter maid yeah yeah yeah
There's work for the axe