The minotaur's my butler
Cyclops my valet
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire
And a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Death
Heck, boy! Ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the underworld
'Cause I hold Horror's hand
In the Land of the Death
I'm Dark Side royalty,
I'm far renowned in the Underground
And you can't take that from me!
Cerberus's my lapdog,
As loyal as can be
My bed is made of Skulls,
I'm in the lap of luxury.
I got a Dragon Blood jacuzzi,
The Gordon think it's cool,
And seven headed hydra living in my swimming pool.
In the Land of the Death,
Heck, boy! Ain't it grand?
I'm the overlord of the Underworld,
'Cause I hold Horror's hand
In the Land of the Death
I'm Dark Side royalty,
I'm far renowned in the Underground
And you can't take that away from me!