Lahtinen näkee Jumalan [English translation]

It might well have been

That He was drunk,

Looking from a model, drinking

While creating man in His own image

So spoke a man, after having drank

When he lifted his gaze to the mirror

Back looked a relaxed,

Perfect being

I see the drunken face of God

In the mirror of the men's room1

He's full of booze

In the morning he's feeling weak

Ran into the toilet to take a leak

Told the mirror if this won't be the death of me,

I'm off to the pub for a drinking spree

So what would you say about a hot stone

Get going, there's no time to moan2

Release me from this agony

When I see the drunken face of God

In the mirror of the men's room

Full of booze

I trust in God again

Get Him drunk again

I'm doing it because it's fun and because I can;

With my own image

1. Men's room = a public toilet for men2. Moan = complain