La posta de fibra [English translation]

Call someone! The singer is sick,

There aren't any ambulances and there's no hospital

Fibra is here, Fibra is here, Fibra Fibra Fibra is here!

Fibra is here, Fibra is here, Fibra Fibra Fibra is here!

I was convinced that you were good in bed

but then you told me:

If you want only that then pay a whore

I don't want to offend your affection

but I'll admit it

I follow your advice one day a week!

You have love problems: or I love you or I kill you

how he did with the bandana!

They saw my girlfriend on TV

that was dancing in disguise on the metro.

If I have love problems I write to Fibra!

You have love problems? I write to Fibra!

and if I don't sleep good I call Fibra!

Bedtime stories for kids are sung by Fibra

"Hi Fibra, I am writing to you again,

I have a problem with my lady:

Last time you advised me

to beat her and it worked.

But this time my girl went out with friends.

It's 6 days that she doesn't call me anymore, Fibra what do you suggest!?"

Hey bro, I'm Fabri Fibra and I'm writing to you to thank you

becasue you follow my program and you still continue to get drunk.

But if your girl is still out with friends,

you need to run to her place and burn her bike!

"Hi Fibra, sorry for the messy writing,

I'm a crazy homosexual, my name is Piero and I don't know how to fly.

I send you my underwear because I think that you are sweet,

and if its true that you hate gays it is because deep down you are gay too"

Hi Piero. I wonder: are you serious!?

This thong that is in my hands, your telling me that it is really yours!?

Don't believe that I hate gays, you are mistaking me with someone else,

and if my son is born gay I will throw myself from the stage!!

"Hi Fibra, this is the picture of a girl that I tortured,

I brought her in the middle of a forest with my brother-in-laws truck

Then I took off her shirt and scratched her with the pitch fork,

I send you the full body picture, I hope you don't answer me too quickly"

Hi friend, how brave, this picture is photoshopped!

I don't know who you fought with but you have really bad taste,

I think your a bit lonely and you don't understand anymore what is right.

Come here with your girl, I'll bind you and whip her!!

"Hi Fibra, listen to this: I fucked my teacher,

with the whole class that filmed the entire scene.

The substitute came too, she is blond, lesbian and has huge tits,

when the principal found out, we threw him a party.

I'm not asking that you reply, I know that you don't even read your mail,

I want to offer you this deal: come to school, come on, hard head!

We will break all your bones, here you won't last more than a day

and if you see a red light, we will film a porno!"