La mucamita [English translation]

Though his wife seems charming

Mr Durand isn't satisfied

Gosh! -thinks his maid-

the sir is a womanizer

He murmurs to her: "Do you know maid?

just between us, you're so pretty

and I'm sure that you

must look better on your birthday suit"

Oh, sir! -says the maid-

what you say isn't new

because when they saw me

all your friends said the same

Durand, more excited every time

wants to pick up the maid

and to convince her, without expecting more

makes her believe he's in love:

"Come on, don't be prudish!

you should feel flattered

I'll go up to your room tonight

don't leave the door closed"

Oh, sir! -says the maid-

what you say isn't new

when they got up to my room

all your friends said the same

She was true to the date

though with some mistrust

and Durand, more excited every time

and his heart already red hot

by seeing her taking of her shirt

and getting red like a girl

he said uneased:

"I've never seen a better pair..."

Oh, sir! -says the maid-

what you say isn't new

because when they saw me

all your friends said the same

As Durand had lots of money

and wasn't very ugly

she put her dalliances aside

and gave in very pleased

Here I put dots, for censorship

then he screamed excited:

"I tell you, I'm amazed

you do it way better than my wife"

Oh, sir! -says the maid-

what you say isn't new

I do it better than your wife? it must be true

All your friends said the same!