La Última Cena [English translation]

[When the CESID1 documents get declassified, we'll be able to disclose more information about who killed Jesus of Chamberi]

They were all sitting

in a counter in some bar.

It was a Tuesday night

and the city was already sleeping.

Before I go -he said-

I have to warn you

I will get murdered

and you all will get persecuted

Today, none of you will betray me.

Look for he who uses my name. He will sell me.

Raising his beer,

he said 'cheers' and 'drink'

'do this in my memory

and talk about me in Carabanchel2

Blessed be those who steal

to be able to eat, and the insubordinate

and those who fight against power

Today, none of you will betray me.

Look for he who uses my name. He will sell me.

When the supper ended

they went to their hideout3 to hang out

Peter said: 'Hey, master,

I will not deny you'.4

Suddenly, a loud thud

woke everyone up.

Three men in black

shot to kill.

Today, none of you will betray me.

Look for he who uses my name. He will sell me.

1. Centro Superior de Información de la Defensa: Superior Center of Defense Information (basically, Spanish version of what CIA is for the US and what MI6 is for GB)2. South-western district in Madrid, Spain.3. I'm about 70% certain that (a) there is a mistake in the original text or (b) they're using a connotation that neither I nor the dictionaries I check know about. However, this also makes sense, so I'll translate it this way till someone points out a better way4. See the Denial of Peter". Basically, in the Bible, Jesus predicted that one of them was going to betray him and, in some other passage, that Peter would deny knowledge of him before the rooster crowed, and so it happened.