I received a letter
Perhaps a month ago
It arrived by mistake
Postman blunder
It was sprayed with perfume
Adorned with red lipstick
Maybe this letter
I should not have opened
But I am a man
Who likes this kind of stakes
She may call me
Alphonse or Fred just as she likes
As she likes
Some pretty daisies
To dot her "i"s
Cursive writing
Like in the abbeys
Some misspellings
A slight dyslexia
And in the way of signature
“The sexy little blonde”
And I am a man
Who likes this kind of game
I don't like nuns
And I fell in love with her
In love
She's writing that on Sunday
She will be on the cliff
Where I took her by the hips
And if hypothetically
I would not have the tact
To own up to my passion
She will choose the impact
Thirty meters below
And I am a man
Who likes this kind of stakes
I don't want her to knock herself out
Because I fell in love with her
In love
Thanks to the postmark
From a town near the Channel
I was at the right outpost
On the Sunday morning
The place was deserted
I have to be patient
Suicidal blondes
There can't be that many
And I am a man
Who likes this kind of stakes
I will beat Newton
Because I fell in love with her
In love
She was looking down on the Channel
When I recognized her
I took by the sleeve
My naive little girl
Who wasn't so naive
Judging by the profile
That a little inhabitant
Was making in her belly
And I am a man
Who likes this kind of stakes
He may call me
“Dad” if he likes to
If he likes to