La jungla [English translation]

I asked her to go on a trip with me

We'd get up early, in the morning.

We'd camp out near a river,

just before night fell.

I have hammocks, knives,

I have repellent for the flies

we'd eat piranha off the grill

and we'd have all the jungle to ourselves.

But no! But no!

She didn't want to go!

I asked her about it there

And she never wanted to come

And in the jungle the rivers, if they overflow, turn into swampland

And when the rainy season comes, you can't even get there

And she didn't want to come.

And what if I made a few calls

And recruited a few friends,

and we went out this evening

and played a game on the ice of the pond?

It's very thick, the ice will hold,

there's no risk, there's no danger!

Sport is good for you!

I promise, it'll be fun.

But no! But no!

She said maybe later.

I asked her there, I insisted,

but she never wants to come.

December is the ideal time for skating

But everyone knows that ice, if you let it sit too long, melts

And she didn't want to come.

Until one day, in the car

Excited, I proposed

To take the shortcut

through the windy canyon roads.

To appreciate some good views,

avoid the traffic,

invent our own route

because everyone's already on the highway.

But no! But no!

She said "Pull over, I want to get out."

I asked her there, I insisted

But she didn't want to change the route.

I stopped in the middle of an industrial estate, and instead of saying goodbye, she

cried, "there's no right path, only that everyone has their own"

And "Yes, the highway and the main road are very different options,

your way, and mine," she said, "I swear to you, they're nothing like each other".

And she got lost in some bushes whilst muttering that it was very sad

that I needed all this to be happy.

And she didn't want to go.