Sirs, I’m very skinny
but with a tender heart
and I have a fat girlfriend
to spend the winter.
She weights 130 kilos.
She eats a whole piglet.
I don’t care that she’s fat
if I don’t want her to run.
Turned around she’s like an oven
with the shape of an ombu tree.
She heats when it’s cold
and outshines me in the summer.
Too bad partner,
the chacarera is ending
and among empanadas and wine
the morning comes.
Last night I went out dancing
with my girlfriend Ruperta.
For her to get in
they had to widen the door.
They got her off a truck
surrounded of people looking
and a rancher shouted
“I buy that heifer”.
She doesn’t fit in any sofa.
She sits over a table.
Who could have a liter of wine
for every kilo she weights.
Too bad partner,
the chacarera is ending
and among empanadas and wine
the morning comes.