Hello, who is it? Ah, hi Roger...no, I'm singing now, come on. No, I can't let you in. I know you, Pink Floyd, you'll steal my idea to make your own records! Now sorry, I've got to go, the record is going, I have to say "shoes", bye. 1
Shoes - shitty women shoes
That cost millions to men
To think that this whole thing was decided by
Faggots
There's a faggot trust
That decided that
Last year red was in
And this year it's blue
Corduroy trousers
At the market used to cost 23€
Today you can find them in the boutiques
Bought by rich women
The faggots decided it
And I must deal with this
Women's madness
The need for shoes
That won't listen to reason
What are millions
When in exchange they give you
Shoes
Have you ever thought about a small tattoo?
Your friend has a small tattoo
Hurry, hurry and get a small tattoo
Suddenly you need a small tattoo
A small tattoo, a small tattoo
And then you don't like it anymore
What are you going to do? Get it removed? You can't.
You get a bigger one
Women's madness
The mental illness
To get ink injections with needles
Shuffling around carelessly
In the most stylish streets, in sabots 2
1. the voice imitates that of a popular Italian singer, Renato Zero. He's speaking at the doorphone with Roger (Waters), bassist and singer of Pink Floyd. Zero refuses to let him in because he doesn't want to be plagiarised, but the song is full of Pink Floyd musical references, as if Roger Waters actually copied Zero's new song.2. sometimes ago sabots used to be trendy, especially among women, but many people consider them to be really tacky. The song ends with a drum break and a guitar starts playing, but then it ends abruptly. This is probably a reference to the fact that many popular Pink Floyd songs are split in various parts (Another brick in the wall, Shine on you crazy diamond, Pigs on the wing, A new machine) which, if listened separately, may cause this effect. This is also why the song is called "Pt. 1", even though there is no part 2.