Into my room there came a rat.
He gnawed the mousetrap, stopped the clock,
Tipped up the brown ale in my crock.
Into my milk-white arms I took him,
He was so warm, just like a child.
I held him tenderly to rock him,
Sang this lullaby as I smiled:
Chorus
Sleep my rat, my cop, my bobby, sleep my boy in blue.
Don’t you hiss along the sleeping quays, it’s not for you,
When I hold my darling’s hand, as I hope to do.
A Chinese came in from the dark
And gave old London Town a look.
On his head, a sailor’s bonnet
With a coral anchor on it.
At Charlie’s place at Pennyfields
In silent night at him I smiled,
And whispered, he was quite beguiled:-
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I’d like, don’t quite know what I’d like.
To hear my voice, I wouldn’t like.
Afraid, afraid of you, afraid of me.
His blue wool costume when he swims
Had big round letters showing me
The name of some old Company
That goes all round the world, it seems.
We went inside at Charlie’s place
At Pennyfields without a care.
I danced away the livelong night
With my bedazzled China there.
Chorus
At Charlie’s, it was bright and sunny.
Tess played ‘Daisy Bell’ on her piano,
An old one, brown-toothed like a camel.
I took the Chinese to my room.
He shooed the rat, fixed up the clock,
He poured brown ale, refilled the crock.
Into my trembling arms I took him,
Like a child, so as to rock him.
He lay down on his back and slept.
His knife into my hand I slipped.
Chorus
It was a slippery, icy knife,
Dirty and red from moments of truth,
Dirty and red and none too choosy.