Even though these catty bourgeois
Even though these catty bourgeois
Call them loose women
Call them loose women
They don't have fun every day
Swear, swear
They don't have fun every day.
Because even with cool heels*
Because even with cool heels*
Walking on the streets
Walking on the streets
Is exhausting for the legs**
Swear, swear
Is exhausting for the legs**
Not only they have calluses
Not only they have calluses
Corns and more
Corns and more
It's crazy how much they wear out shoes**
Swear, swear
It's crazy how much they wear out shoes**
There are clients, there are assholes
There are clients, there are assholes
Who never want to dip in water
Who never want to dip in water
Yet, they (the prostitutes) have to cuddle them
Swear, swear
Yet, they (the prostitutes) have to cuddle them
They have to give them a leg up
They have to give them a leg up
To go to seventh heaven
To go to seventh heaven
Money, don't think they steal it
Swear, swear
Money, don't think they steal it
They are despised by the public
They are despised by the public
They are jostled by the cops
They are jostled by the cops
And threatened by STD's
Swear, swear
And threatened by STD's
Even though all the time they make love
Even though all the time they make love
Twenty times a day they marry
Twenty times a day they marry
The wedding is never for them
Swear, swear
The wedding is never for them
Son of bumpkin and moron
Son of bumpkin and moron
Don't laugh at the poor Venus
Don't laugh at the poor Venus
The poor old nitwit
Swear, swear
The poor old nitwit
It was close, my man***
It was close, my man***
That this whore were your mother
That this whore were your mother
This whore you laugh at
Swear, swear
This whore you laugh at