Listen to the story
Difficult to believe
But I’m a good egg
And I don’t know what came over me
My mate shows up
Trembling and sweating too
He offers me a box
And says to me “I beg you
I’d like you to look after it
As a good friend
Keep it safe and sound
Hidden out of sight”
He left in a whirl
Faster than his shadow
His car already rumbling
From far off in Paris
Out of friendship I want to be your alibi
To say to your wife that we went out
To pretend you're winning at tennis
In a pinch, I can even lend you a few bucks
Or a jumper if you have a cold
At PES I let you have Spain 1
I would fight if it’s necessary to fight
Yes but what to do with this box?
Adhesive tape
Sealed the package
Only alternative
To see what it contained
Was to shake the packet
Ears listening out
The packaging crackled
But apart from that, nothing
So it’s not a Ming vase
That would have gone “bling bling”
Perhaps it’s a kidnapping
A finger or a hand
But my mate involved in butchery
That's a bit of a stretch
He works at the Matmut 2
So I think it unlikely
Out of friendship I want to be your alibi
To say to your wife that we went out
To play tennis, to do whatever to help you
In a pinch, I can even lend you a few bucks
Or a jumper if you have a cold
At PES I let you have Spain
I would fight if it’s necessary to fight
Yes but what to do with this box?
I had some murky dreams
Mountains of coke
A guy with a gruff voice
And a Sicilian accent
Was plunging me in acid
I thought of suicide
Until the moment you decide
One morning to come
And take back your box
A delicate question
I told you I was eager
To know what it contains
When you answered me
I gave you your due
For sure we agreed
That I will say nothing
Out of friendship I want to be your alibi
To say to your wife that we went out
To play tennis, to do whatever to help you
In a pinch, I can even lend you a few bucks
Or a jumper if you have a cold
At PES I let you have Spain
I would fight if it’s necessary to fight
To keep quiet what there was in that box?
1. Pro Evolution Soccer 2. Insurance firm