The man is the new woman
Make up for men, scantily clad men
Sex sells
And... eh...
I mean
The bimbo is gonna get changed for the himbo
You know!
Snook
Baby, you're amazing at fucking
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted
Check chicks, they notice when I arrive
Tailored clothes
Never rocking no rubber band
When I ride home it has to be from the back
The seat, dummy!
I'm no manly man
I may be young and stupid
But not the kind of person who sleeps around
Yet you still choose to call me a pig
Shut the fuck up and sit in the front seat of the taxi
I'm no knight on a white horse
If you wanted biceps, you're free to leave
Have a nice day
He's the guy who's last in line
With an upper body like Mr. Burns
It's no Grecian disc thrower
So what was it you misinterpreted?
You'll pay for the taxi
Thanks, I'll deduct that one
But hey, you, still have a nice day, ok (yeah)
I'm no alfa male, honey
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
It's not easy to appear manly
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
Baby, you're amazing at fucking
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted
Baby, you're amazing at fucking
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted
I'm only 1,77 meters tall and the truth is
I make more money at ICA than from my rap career
I can only bench press 70 kilos, the truth is
I'm 2 seconds from being a one minute man
If you don't wanna pay your hundreds
You can get off here and flirt with some bouncer
You're hot and you're aware of it
Men are men and men are idiots
Because they only wanna fuck
Who said it's easy being a man?
Lift up the toilet seat and raise your hand
There's lots of other people who feel like me
So when you hear this sound it's time to turn the page (yeah)
I'm no alfa male, honey
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
It's not easy to appear manly
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
I'm gonna look down on you
When you're on the bottom, dummy
The moment after it's done is agonizing
Then you can, then you can dismount gently
And make yourself comfortable because this isn't a porno
Take my pants, you don't need anything super tight
Or string, because it wastes our valuable time
This is the needle in my sewing machine
Take it easy, sweetie. I wanna be with you
I wanna see you like God made you
You have to believe in yourself
Because I'm not gonna show up by the door with a rose between my teeth
Because I'm no male model kind of guy
Do we have to pretend like I am?
Oskar is no real man. Disappointed?
Sure, we can go home but I'll sit in the back
Yeah, I'll sit in the back (yeah)
I'm no alfa male, honey
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
It's not easy to appear manly
So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi
Baby, you're amazing at fucking
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted
Baby, you're amazing at fucking
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted
(I mean, you know. Typically she says something like this)
Ugh, but you guys only think about one thing
Actually, I wanna say we don't think at all
Uh, uh, uh, uh!
Snook!
Baby, you're amazing at sex
You were, you were wonderful
But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted