L'agent secret [English translation]

To be a secret agent,

some advice—be discreet.

Do not do like zero one

whom they found dead in his bath.

To be a secret agent,

it is better to stay quiet.

Do not do like zero two,

killed by a bullet between the eyes.

To be a secret agent,

it is better to have a good nose.

Take agent zero three—

it is poison that took him out.

To be a secret agent,

the worst thing is to reveal yourself.

Take agent zero four,

they ended up shooting him down.

To be a secret agent,

you must mistrust girls.

Zero five didn't believe it—

that's what brought him down.

Mmmmm

Zero six, you know,

he too got bumped off.

He had a big knife

planted in the middle of his back.

The best secret agent,

I believe that he makes movies.

Take a good look at six plus one.

Yes, that's seven, you count correctly.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

He became a star

in films that are all the rage.

He is the only one who is not dead.

Truly he is the most powerful.