Kuusessa hevon [English translation]

Gasoline doesn't smell here, here in the middle of nowhere

Diesel doesn't make you cough, here in the middle of nowhere

In here only manure smells, that too is self-produced

It's good to be like this, in the middle of nowhere

Tourists don't get lost in here, here to the middle of nowhere

Cops don't find their way to here, here to the middle of nowhere

Here i grow potatoes, from them i drip bonanza

It's good to be like this, in the middle of nowhere

I put line-ad in the paper

Woman is needed and ASAP

Photo would be a nice surprise

Here i wait for a reply, still i sit and wait

Poste restante is, in the middle of nowhere

Rock and roll doesn't rage in here, here in the middle of nowhere

Ruben doesn't rampage in here, here in the middle of nowhere

Only birds sing in here, them i shoot and fry

It's good to be like this, in the middle of nowhere