I have a drop dead gorgeous godmother
Together we drink like swines1 every day
She has loads of booze at home.
When I get bored, I go to my godmother.
What kind of godmother never did it2 with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
What kind of godmother never did it with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
I could go to jail for my godmother's sake.
I'll throw myself into the fire, I'll follow her into battle.
We sing songs together like a pair of nightingales.
We pig out and drink together, she's my godmother after all.
What kind of godmother never did it with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
What kind of godmother never did it with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
She has a husband, I have a wife.
Her hubby is a useless fat lump, my missus is a bloody shrew.
When I sleep with my wife, I'm always depressed,
but my soul is at peace when I sleep with my godmother.
What kind of godmother never did it with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
What kind of godmother never did it with the godfather?
If she never did that, then she's no proper godmother.
1. Couldn't find anything that could match the Russian coarseness here2. lit. "never was under the godfather". That's a bit crude, but the popular belief is that you cannot be a proper godmother if you never knew what love is :)