Kuka haluaa? [English translation]

When us men were in the sauna

Someone asked:

Who wants to bang Anna?

All hands rose

Anna stood in the doorway

Our hands were still up

The door to the fridge was left open

Immediately Anna was in on the plan

If we, for instance, played billiards

the balls never reached the sack

But the chess pieces sure did fall

Who wants to bang Anna?

Where is reason and morality?

I guess it's in the sauna

Everyone sits with bare butts

and laughter is frequent

Who wants to bang Anna?

I guess it's God