When us men were in the sauna
Someone asked:
Who wants to bang Anna?
All hands rose
Anna stood in the doorway
Our hands were still up
The door to the fridge was left open
Immediately Anna was in on the plan
If we, for instance, played billiards
the balls never reached the sack
But the chess pieces sure did fall
Who wants to bang Anna?
Where is reason and morality?
I guess it's in the sauna
Everyone sits with bare butts
and laughter is frequent
Who wants to bang Anna?
I guess it's God