Крюкообразность [Krjukoobraznost'] [English translation]

Hookiness (being like a hook) is my motto,

Madonna Litta is my whim,

I eat chamomile instead of (drinking) tea,

But I'm not very happy to see the shepherd.

I gather hard roses in the morning,

But when doctors come,

I spit in their faces with caustic saliva

And with stinking food leftovers.