Kriisit [English translation]

You know you have 30s crisis when

a Fredal jeep isn't enough alone

Trying to find a partner with a pressure

that your fertility will soon be over

You know you have 40s crisis when

the wrinkle cream isn't enough anymore

Showing the middlefinger to youngsters in Onnela

And climbing to the mountains for a yoga retreat

We all are going towards death

Hands, feet, everything breaks down, and the head knows it

When I look at Peter in the eyes at the gates

I believe my club cards aren't valid anymore

You know you have 50s crisis when

your old man combs his hair back with gel

Riding a chopper with leather pants on

To the sunrise while keeping their wedding ring in the pocket

We all are going towards death

Heart, liver, everything breaks down, and the head knows it

I work with my elbows for the only life I have

Until I crawl back as an earthworm

You know you have 60s crisis when

your retirement allowance isn't enough to pay organic potatoes

You sit at home and curse the selfish children

Yet you hope that you'll go through 70s crisis too

We all are going towards death

Sight, hearing, everything breaks down, and the head knows it

It scares us in all kinds of ways

It doesn't care about the age, it just breaks then too

Hey we're going towards death

Everyone

Heart, liver, everything breaks down

The head knows it