Konobar [English translation]

The waiter is yawning, it's dawning outside,

and I, completely drunk, still want to order a drink

But, what a shame, my tongue is making wrong moves,

it doesn't know how to say vermouth and beer

Thank God he's not a redneck who asks too much,

but he is very smart guy who can read

all my pain from my eyes although I didn't make a sound,

so he still puts the same stuff on the table

and that's the drop that overflows the glass

I'm crying like a waterfall while I'm tilting the bottle

Chorus:

Why am I always the fucking customer,

why aren't you from the other side of the stand

why am I always the fucking customer,

why does my soul mate have to be male

When two guys get along so good, it's better than sex:

one gives the glass and another drinks it all at once

He isn't stupid or cheapskate,

and he always pours my beer to the edge

He understands all my pain although I didn't make a sound,

so he still puts the same stuff on the table

and that's the drop that overflows the glass

I'm crying like a waterfall while I'm tilting the bottle

Chorus:

Why am I always the fucking customer,

why aren't you from the other side of the stand

why am I always the fucking customer

song for the chimney sweeper and Stipe