Komisár Rex [English translation]

He doesn't piss on our furniture, or our walls,

he doesn't piss on the carpert, and doesn't fuck any bitches.

He never shits in the front of our house, and leaves no fur scrapes behind,

and he's never tired, and he's pretty clever.

[Ref.]

Is it, is it even a dog?

Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!

He never shits in the front of our house, and never just lies in the doghouse.

And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.

And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.

And there is already shit-ton of them, and more there's gonna be.

[Ref.]

Is it, is it even a dog?

Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!

He never tears apart our house-shoes, and doesn't bite our sandals,

he never digs in our garden, but digs anywhere else.

He never shits in the front of our house, neither below the balcony,

but he just keeps stealing our ham-sandwitches, and running with the cell-phone.

[Ref.]

Is it, is it even a dog?

Oh yeah - Inspector Rex!